Hello, World.

I made a not-quite-a-resolution to myself. I thought, "Self, if Ben can blog, so can you." I've been pondering it for some time now but it just never came to fruition. I always make the excuse that I don't have time but that is a lie. I have more free time than anyone I know. And now you, the world, get to share it with me!

(Please try to contain yourself and not tinkle on the carpet)

So, in closing, peep my fresh kicks.